Motnock

Motnock was a name I came up with when I was a tot. I often referred to myself in the 3rd person and I didn't even use the name my parents' came up with! I just walked around saying stuff like, "Motnock hungry!" "Motnock got new shoes!" "Motnock go outside!"

No one knows where I came up with this name, but I'd like to imagine there's a little bit of Motnock still lurking somewhere in the recesses of my mind...

Yeah little buddy. Even I'm not sure what to make of everything in there.

Either that or I had a childhood multiple personality disorder that goes undiagnosed and untreated to this day.